Vent Survey: Which way would you choose to tell someone off?

Not us of couse.





1. Get the ef out of here.





2. You are a stupid, stupid person.





3. I don't care for you. Please go.





4. You $%^$ing *!@$# son of a ($#%^!





5. You're a jerk.





6. Get a life.





7. Get a clue.





8. Go yahoo yourself.





9. Stick this where the sun don't shine.





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FYI Survey results (sic) will be used stritctly for marketing research and, in addition, just so you know, this research is for good puposes, not bad ones. Or evil ones.

Vent Survey: Which way would you choose to tell someone off?
No. 8 has a certain charm about it.
Reply:# 8 cuz it works in so many situations
Reply:It would depend on the situation, but most likely, it would be either 1) "Get the F___ Outta Here." 2) "You are a stupid, stupid *Stupid* Person." (mixed with the attitude of 7) ) or 9) "Stick This Where the Sun Don't Shine".





Of course my version of 9) is more involved: Put this in a baked *potato*, cook it at 350 for 20 minutes, then stick *that* up your potato chute, *sideways*, tin foil and all.





And I'm not a *real* big fan of open, public displays of vulgarity...so if I were ever pushed hard enough to do 4), I'd more likely go quiet, wait until nobody's looking....





And then slap a front headlock on the offending party, socking the person in the gut a few times. Maybe get some *liver shots* in before I let go. ^_^





Just saying. ^_^ Have a star!
Reply:10. You're a f---ing a**hole!
Reply:In an appropriate manner for the crime committed.





Insult me, 2,3,5,6





Insult a friend, 1,4,5,6
Reply:Some combination of 2, 1, 5, 6, 7 and 10...
Reply:10. Why don't you go pull that last tooth?
Reply:go get a life and while your at it get out of mine
Reply:Just bite me!
Reply:10. a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face.


(why use words, when u can use this easy method)
Reply:Probably number 4.
Reply:how bout "go f urself"
Reply:10. don't close your eyes tonight- I will sneak through your bedroom window and pee up your nose.
Reply:number 1
Reply:Numba 4
Reply:#4
Reply:5, then 1 and 4.
Reply:i guess it depends on how pissed i am.


but most likely,


YOU $%^$ING *!@$# SON OF A ($#%26amp;^!
Reply:10. My footmen arrive at their door with an embossed invitation to dinner.


They are escorted to the waiting carriage.


They arrive here at the castle.


They are treated to a lovely dinner, I hear their side of the story.


I call in my axe man...."Off with their heads!"





(((Knock, knock)))





I hope you're dressed for dinner...that will be my foot men at your door.





LOL
Reply:10


You're worthless, dumb, and failing life. Face it: you suck!!
Reply:4. You $%^$ing *!@$# son of a ($#%^!
Reply:nember 4 or 1
Reply:youre nobody ! people care more about cockroaches than you.....
Reply:3. i don't care for you
Reply:5
Reply:hehehe #4
Reply:5, 6, or 7 would be more my style.





In extreme situations, #4.
Reply:Kiss My Shiny High-Yellow @ss!